Al's
Page
My
camera never lies:
From a wodge of photos recently dredged up by my folks came this portent of
my future Kinkajou career.
Fig
1: Tie me
dungarees down, sport. Note particularly the studious concentration, with
just a hint of cheeky grin. Do not note the dungarees. I seem to have neglected
to scan and publish the one of me jiving like MC Hammer. Shame.
Revelations
- they're not as good as the ones in the Bible:
Collated and non-exhaustive facts on the ever-stimulating subject of me.
Like Schott's Original Miscellany, but less original and well-researched.
FACT
1: Quite long fingers. I am the proud owner of 8 of them, plus some thumbs.
This has a multitude of uses, including carrying many pints, and the playing
of large stringed instruments. Fact. (See Fig. 2.)
Fig.
2 Beers of a clown:
many pints, carried without fuss or fear of spillage. Please feel free to
infer that I purchased all of these drinks for my buddies, and by extension
that I do so with regularity and hence am a jolly generous chap.
FACT
2: I
am a regular player of the fabulous mixed-sex team game of Korfball (and have
been known to witter on about this in gigs). See the link www.supernova.org.uk
for more details. Come and play! It is fun! Yes! Fact
FACT
3: I
am the person in the universe who disproves the theorem "Marmite: you either
love it or you hate it". I quite like it, most of the time, but not that much.
Fact.
